Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Dr. Tushy

Every now and then, I like to take a look at how much traffic this lil blog of mine gets, who's visiting, AND how they are getting here. Well, the other day I took a look at the Search Keywords and literally spit out my coffee.

Ok, the first four are legit {with "gwen boob"  being questionable}...

but the last 3???

Let's address these.

"gwen was going on vacation with friend dr. tushy"
CLEARLY, this person was looking up porn!!!  Lmao!!!! And you poor thing, you ended up here.  Sorry, sir, or madam {never know}, but the tushy I was referring to was that of my adorable daughter.  {you perv}

"laughing virus on car bluetooth"
Really?!?!  You are really THAT technologically impaired that you think this could really be an option. You probably shouldn't have a bluetooth, just sayin'.

"where is pahk the cah in hahvuhd yahd from"
Here is my problem with this, you googled this phrase and thought the most informative site that you could find was "Adventures with Gwen" - www.jasovskybaby.blogspot.com.  Let's be a little smarter than that - eh? {that's from Canada, just in case you didn't know}

It is safe to say that this officially made my morning and I think that I am going to check this more often ;)

dr. tushy... makes me laugh every. single. time.

xoxo.

5 comments:

Natalie said...

Oh my...the ways people find blogs!

Alyssa said...

LOL!! People are crazy!

Andrea @ Life in Dawleywood said...

haha, this cracks me up! I cannot believe the things people search for!

LOVE MELISSA:) said...

Oh my goodness!!! Too funny!

LOVE MELISSA:) said...

Where are you girl?? Stalking your blog bc I haven't seen you written in awhile:) xoxo